| To Murphy |
[03/16/10] |
You said you wanted to know everything.
Here is a start.
Okay. When I was 5, I totally melted my cousins entire set of ninja turtles in the microwave and blamed his brother. When I was 15, I got drunk and blew some guy who's name I don't remember. When I was 19, I did E. It was fun. I touched some girls boobs. I've slept with 7 guys, including you. I've kissed one girl. I had a cat named Boots when I was little. He got hit by a car. I didn't really care that much cos he was mean to me. I don't like squirrels, they scare me. They look like they're going to try to take over the world. They're sneaky. And.. um.. I have an unpaid parking ticket that is 4 years old in my glovebox.
That's a start.
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[01/04/08] |
Thanksgiving with the Connelly clan? Iiiinteresting. I've never actually witnessed a fight over pieces of turkey before. It's good to know that the drumsticks are prime turkey real estate. You boys will fight over anything, eh?
[Private]
I already missed Thanksgiving with Mom and Dad, but I'd gotten used to Thanksgiving with Connor and Jaime. Now? I mean, the Connelly's are wonderful, but fuck. I need to get some traditions under my belt. Sure, I'm not the Martha Stewart type, but maybe I should at least learn to cook a dish that I can bring with me to any Thanksgiving, a kind of culinary safety blanket.
Nevermind. I can't even boil water.
[/Private]
I'm watching Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. Jessica Alba is much hotter with dark hair, IMO.
Comments:
Murph Connelly: Who told you what happened last year at Thanksgiving? No matter what they say, it was not my fault! Bastards.
Kayleigh Fitzpatrick: Last year? I heard nothing about last year. NOW I MUST KNOW!!
Did you bake two batches of brownies and bring the special ones on accident?
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